Title: Red Velvet
Rating: G. Not even a swear word
Genre: Parody filk
Pairing: None.
Length: It's just a filk.
Squicks: None

This was inspired by philosophercat, who had remarked how scrumptious Wonka looks in his burgundy velvet outfit. Now, obviously "burgundy" won't fit, so I had to change it to red.

( Red Velvet )